toolbag macdouchenator

an extremely homosexual being who partakes in many activities to act tough or cool. usually has long douchey hair and a small weiner

dude, that kid who thinks hes the shit is a total toolbag macdouchenator

by Mike Silverson May 2, 2010

Diego Maradona

Diego Maradona is an argentinian soccer god who was number 10 He is the first one ever 2 have 2 transfer fees.Diego Maradona Led Argentina to winning the world cup.Many people fight over if Pele is better or Maradona is better(Like for Maradona and Dislike for pele)Diego Maradona was a legend and lots of people enjoyed him playing but sadly his career got cut short from Drug Abuse.Maradona was born Oct 30 1960 in Buneos Aires Argentina.Many People are saying that Lionel Messi is the new Maradona.Not Because they were both Argentinain and number 10.Lionel Messi Is as good as Maradona.Messi is a Little bit better.Maradona won 0 Ballan'dors and Messi have won 5.Maradona says that he would have won more that Messi.Maradona got in many fights in his career.Maradona was a true legend,icon and inspiration to many soccer players today.

My Favorite Soccer Player is Diego Maradona.

Diego Maradona is a icon to soccer

by Georgesaladbar February 1, 2018

macdick

Someone who is completely obsessed with their Mac. They go on about it all the time and get it out at every opportunity. They love to prove its better than PC's. They are generally very annoying.

Your a macdick
Macdick!
Put it away macdick

by mid89uk May 4, 2009

Marcel Beauchamp

a prep thats thinks he is above everyone else and thinks he is god. Talks a lot of shit and bitches and complains about everything in the world that doesn't meet his standards

That guy is such a Marcel Beauchamp. He's such a douche

by Redunderoathx June 16, 2011

Marc

(Adj.) To describe someone who has dimples, making them attractive.

"Oh wow. He's so marc."
"With those dimples, oh definitely."

by MiniCaramelApple❤ June 21, 2016

Marc

A person with a very large penis who can fuck wildly. These Marc's can be found in England

Bre: OMG I fucked a marc last night
Tash: Realy?
Bre: It was amazing

by porkchoplover June 17, 2008

Old MacDonald

When a dude has so many STD's, that its like a fucking farm down there!

Old MacDonald had a crotch
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that crotch he had some crabs,
Ee i ee i oh!
With an itch-itch here,
And an itch-itch there

Girl 1: Did u do James last night?
Girl 2: No, he has Crabs AND Chlamydia!
Girl 1: EW! He's and Old MacDonald

by BenHorny December 26, 2010