A Guy who charms everyone, tall Guy with an outstanding smile. Always drip on point and usually inspiration for everyone with his style. Acting very cool n cold but once you get to know him he is a person with the biggest heart ever and you will realise you will never meet someone like him. One of a kind. Always saying outa pocket things and truthfully the funniest in the room. Stenzi all the time lol. Loyal friend and Will Always be a real one<3
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Get the Malcolms Toe mug.The sweetest ever. Will outdress everyone and do it casually. Knows so many things. Malcolm Big Brain. Constantly working to make their brain more wrinkly. Very caring and very cute with some of the best taste in music. Malcolms are always so busy with all their friends and hoes in between working so much.
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nice but not. Malcolm’s are complicated characters. they can be absolute sweethearts or they can be jerks and incredibly secretive. Malcolm has trust issues and is also hard for others to trust. He also sometimes finds himself in the wrong crowd, often making bad friends who end up hurting his other relationships. He acts like he is “cool” to some but when you get close to him he’s really weird and different in a good way. not your average person. The sad thing is Malcolm is not always forgiving and may have trouble keeping relationships or friendships going because of this. If you make a mistake with him that may be your last because he is one to walk away when upset about a small circumstance. Malcolm does not hold back so he’ll freely tell you to fuck off or break up with you but other times he will hide his feelings from you in order not to hurt you. He is a good lier and lies frequently so it’s very hard to be close friends with him because you can’t tell when he is being serious. He’s complex but i still love him no matter what and if you know a Malcolm maybe they r just struggling and r lost so they may be mean sometimes but try to treat them kindly regardless. Malcolm if you’re reading this, hi it’s Lauren, I dislike u but I care about u and always will. Thanks for all the wonderful memories and I’m sorry about all the horrible ones and I wish I could erase them. Love u (as a friend ofc) <3
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Get the Malcolm mug.Max Malcolm is the best person in the world , they’re perfect and they never fail to make somebody laugh. They have a huge sense of humour and would sacrifice their own needs just for their friends. They’re very pretty too < 3
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