macrobiotic

“Macrobiotics” is an ancient discipline which was conceived in 1922 by Sir George Oshkoshbygoshwa, a famous Japanese shaman. The word “macrobiotic” comes from the Greek words “macro”, meaning “shortcut”, and “biotic”, which means “with the superhuman strength of a robot”.

A balanced, macrobiotic diet avoids extremes; it consists of brown rice, fish, brown rice, seaweed, brown rice, seeds, brown rice, fruits and vegetables purchased from Whole Foods, and brown rice.

by typing.monkey February 14, 2009

MACrowave

Like a Microwave except for hip people because it's made by Apple.

Cool Guy: I gotta heat up my no name instant noodles, can I use your MACrowave

Dork: Huh?

Cool Guy: Aww don't tell me you're still using a microwave, I bet you use a Zune and a PC too.

by VegaIndian February 22, 2011

Macron

Some French guy who rules france and hates Islam

Macron: we will abolish Islam once and for all
Islam extremists: oh yeah well… *flys plane to effiel tower killing macron”

by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021

macrowave

a microwave that has been modified to be able to "wave" larger items.

Dude, just macrowave the full size watermelon.

by spielll June 23, 2010

Macro

A person that is sexually aroused by someone of greater stature. Commonly used to describe men that are sexually aroused by the thought of a gigantic woman. A person that loves giantesses.

The sexy Giantess was worshipped by her macro men.

by Maximizor February 4, 2006

macrowave

a really big microwave (typically industrial, or just large due to it's age)

"takes about 20 minutes to cook a hotdog in that macrowave"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

Macrophile

People who just can't get enough. Will frequently draw comics featuring themselves in wish-fulfillment scenarios where they are five hundred feet tall, half human, half centaur, half shark, half beetle, half dragon, half gryphon and half fire elemental and have at least eight arms, two penises and six breasts and have sex all the time.

He started out as a common macrophile, drawing himself as a giant hermaphroditic horse man using trains for masturbation, but then it got worse.

by Invisible Queen December 29, 2009