The Wacky Macaroni

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.

Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

by p33peepoopoo March 18, 2020

Stoney macaroni

A Stoney macaroni is a girl at number 2

That get very stoned an denied it

I’m not stoney macaroni!

It’s dad’s fault

But I have the munches!!!

by 1111111sm April 28, 2020

macaroni

the best food ever. macaroni is so great and it has noodles in elbow shape covered with cheese.

hey waiter, can i get some macaroni?

by pashinka June 4, 2020

Paula Deen macaroni

Crack sprinkled with ecstasy

Hey bitch boy, you serven up some of fat Paula Deen macaroni niggaaaaaaaa

by RkoIsLife1738 November 1, 2020

macaroni

y-you know,,, the pasta you p-put with cheese,,,,,

“yo i wanna rub macaroni all over my face”

“wow same bro”

by the macaroni god November 27, 2017

Macaroni Boy

Someone who derives sexual pleasure from macaroni. This can include inserting penis into bowl of macaroni, masturbating with Velveeta cheese, and humping large amounts of pasta.

He is such a Macaroni Boy!

by macaroniboy March 6, 2018

yeparoni macaroni

A strange and fun term for 'yes I would like macaroni'

"Hey, do you want macaroni?"
"Yeparoni macaroni"

by yeparoni macaroni July 11, 2016