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loti

An internet term for "laughing on the inside". It shows less enthusiasm than "lol" and even col. Loti is properly used when you are only slightly amused.
I couldn't help but loti when I found my brother's magic stick in my grandmother's crumbcake.
by Prima B. Goode June 29, 2005
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put the fucking lotion in the basket

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.
Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"
by zeromyhero January 28, 2014
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Lostie

1.The people who were on Oceanic 815 when it crashed. *Note: The people who were in the tail section of the plane are called "tailies"*

2.Someone who is completely obsessed with LOST.
1.Jim:Who is that guy ?
Sara:That's Dr.Jack Shephard, He's a lostie.

2.Johnny:Who is that girl? She knows everything there is to know about LOST!
Lucy: Oh, that's Lindsay. She's a total lostie!
by LindsayDee April 1, 2008
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Losting

A verb. The act of watching the show LOST, either one episode, or a marathon.
John: What are you doing on Saturday?
Kat: I will be LOSTing. I just bought all the seasons!

MSN or Facebook status every Wednesday night: "______ is LOSTing"
by RockerGirl June 5, 2009
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lotia

A person that may be described as weird or crazy. Or a person doing a task or job without any common sense (i.e. putting one's hand on hot stovetop).
Hey, look at that lotia over there!

If he is seriously dressed like that he must be a lotia.

Don't put your hand in the toaster you Lotia!
by Gary_2010 August 2, 2010
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Lootin'

An act performed in urban communities to honor a recently killed person that nobody knew but you tell people he was like a family member. Proper lootin' etiquette dictates that underwear must be fully visible at all times
Son, we goin' lootin' ta honor dat homeboy up tha street...what? I don't know his name. but da po po shot him and we need a new tv.
by Oliver Ripley August 15, 2014
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Lotion Hats

The original Lotion Hat occured around 1999 in Grand Terrace, California. A lotion hat is a festive hat that happens when a friend passes out after heavy drinking and a generous amount of lotion is applied on to the head. You may also substitue lotion with almost any thing else such as ketchup, mustard, any kind of salad dressing, pudding, mayonase, and or hot sauce. But remeber if ketchup is applied it is not a lotion hat it is a ketchup hat, mustard equals mustard hat, etc.
Damn i cant believe i got lotion hats last night!

Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.

I hate lotion hats!
by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004
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