loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.

When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

funny loner

Ability to entertain and makes others laugh making fun of you being by your self but like everyone’s loveable popular dream girl

He makes me laugh when he makes fun of himself he’s a funny loner

by Whatever_so_over_it222 May 7, 2022

Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

Loner streak

Someone who hates being alone doesn't have a loner/independent/freedom loving streak, it's either rejection by others that results in their being alone, or their peers aren't going to keep putting up with their bullshit (or both), depending on the person.

The girl wasnt really a rebellious, freedom loving, independent loner like she wanted people to think. People that actually knew her knew that she hated being alone and was needy of other people around her, though they were fine without her, but she wanted to fit in with her group like a chameleon/reptile by pretending to be fine without them around, so she assumed the freedom loving, independent, loner streak image (defense), since it had seemed believable enough when most people asked or investigated her true nature. In life, she actually had people who broke rules locked up or suspended, which was the opposite of rebellious, and was about as pro-authority/hierarchy as anybody could get. With the loner streak image, she could look like a friend to people on all sides to continue playing all sides.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Loner

The kid that sits in the back of the class and does not talk to anyone and writes creepy pasta storys in their math notebook

Elena is a loner.

by Latenightrunner November 16, 2020

Popular Loner

A person who appears to be popular because of their enormous ego, however doesn’t get invited to many functions and thinks they are the main character.

Andrew: I have so many friends, I’m actually the main character.
Jack: STFU bruh no one likes you, you’re a popular loner.

by CaptainJackDaddy October 2, 2023

Loner-sexual

The sexual and emotional attraction to those who don’t or stopped feeling the same to way towards you. This attraction only causes issues for one to find their true love

I am a loner-sexual I’ll never find my true love

by Aidan jay November 21, 2020