Locked and Loaded

Involves 2 extacy pills Take one pill and insert it into the anus, and put the other into your mouth and swallow it.

I had 2 double stacks and I locked and loaded them! My butt feels kinda tingly.

by Brian Patterson May 16, 2007

Locked Door

After you have sex with a woman, and you put a crazy amount of super glue in the vagina and cover it up with duck tape.

Parker found out that his girlfriend fucked their mailman so he gave her a Locked Door after they had sex for 3 hours. Three years to the day, no one has been able to unlock Stacy's door...

by whorsemen({})96 March 27, 2011

lockedinmycoffin

lockedinmycoffin - Beautiful, amazin, talented , pretty eyes, pretty nose, pretty teeth, pretty face, pretty voice, funny, great music taste, soon to be a fortnite pro, my girlfriend and a real ass nigga.

aye yk who lockedinmycoffin is??

yeah that’s my girl bitch ass nigga speak of her again and i will fucking kill you.

by realestniggaeva February 27, 2022

Wimp-locked

Being lulled into a false sense of security and you end up spending the next 3 hours on wimp pressing Random Video

Jeff: Where's Ian man? I haven't seen him in ages

Brad: He's wimp-locked man, we won't see him again until the next powercut

by Doedsfald October 24, 2011

Double Land-Locked

(verb) also: double land-locking Tower Bridge, but with an extra layer.

K: hey bruh, did you get double land-locked yesterday?
J: yeah man, still a bit sore.

by William Shafner November 15, 2017

Locked up bigger than Dallas

When something is moving so slowly, it resembles the traffic congestion of Dallas during rush hour. South/East Texan phrase.

"Computer froze again, damn thing's locked up bigger than Dallas"

Typically run together as "locked up bigger'n Dallas".

by outsnyder November 7, 2011

Getting locked

To be imprisoned; Put in jail

Guy 1: Now a days, getting locked makes you cool!
Guy 2: Smh

by kittypaw2 March 23, 2012