Baby Loads

The relatively small amount of semen ejaculated by teens who masturbate at a young age. Typically, Baby Loads are most often seen in the 11 to 13 year range, but can be present in people of any age.
The term can also define any load or ejaculate which is sub par in density. Presence of Baby Loads is much more common in chronic masturbatory cases.

*Friends find video of a friend masturbating on his laptop from several years prior*

Steve: Bro, I've just seen a video of you tuggin'! Daaamn!

Matt: Fuck man, don't judge me! I was like, 14! I was shootin' Baby Loads back then!

by whereised March 21, 2011

load sock

The sock that one blows his load into. May be stashed between the matresses, in the closet, or even worn (if your a sick fuck). Depending on the rigidity you can tell how often the sock is used.

"I just found tim's load sock under his bed. It's as hard as a rock!"

by orophisiss December 9, 2012

blow a load

Verb. To ejaculate. Can also be used nonliterally to indicate excitement.

"Dude blew a load all over my fucking calculus homework!"

"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

lock and load

(verb expression) Short for locking the magazine/cartridge into the gun and loading the ammunition into the gun's chamber. (Usu. used to show toughness, ambition, fear and other strong characteristics. Originally spoken by John Wayne in "Sands of Iwo Jima" as "load and lock".)

One of the commandos in Resident Evil says "It's time to lock and load." when first seeing advancing zombies.

by Smkngmgc November 23, 2004

Load of Ass

Phrase used to describe how lame something is.

Jim: We couldn't get tickets to the movie because we didn't have our I.D.s

Fred: Man, what a Load of Ass!

by Mak J-Bizzle October 3, 2008

Grunt a load

(verb) To ejaculate; expel a load of semen.

From the sound a man makes during an intense orgasm.

Not only will I ride bareback; I'm planning to grunt a load into her ass.

Can also be shortened to "grunt," as in:
"I went out with that girl from work last night."
"Did you grunt?"

by Wicked Cousin March 13, 2010

blast a load

act of forcefully ejaculating usually happens after a long piece of ass

wayne tore that ass up for an hour then he had to blast a load in her mouth

by LesCrapp May 27, 2006