Loading the Cannon

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.

"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 29, 2011

switchover load

a common asphalt plant excuse related to an inferior sample of asphalt.

Ah, don't worry playboy, that sample is bad because it was a switchover load.

by The Cage of asphalt March 11, 2009

blow a load

Verb. To ejaculate. Can also be used nonliterally to indicate excitement.

"Dude blew a load all over my fucking calculus homework!"

"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."

by Danny Delinquent December 10, 2003

lock and load

(verb expression) Short for locking the magazine/cartridge into the gun and loading the ammunition into the gun's chamber. (Usu. used to show toughness, ambition, fear and other strong characteristics. Originally spoken by John Wayne in "Sands of Iwo Jima" as "load and lock".)

One of the commandos in Resident Evil says "It's time to lock and load." when first seeing advancing zombies.

by Smkngmgc November 23, 2004

Load of Ass

Phrase used to describe how lame something is.

Jim: We couldn't get tickets to the movie because we didn't have our I.D.s

Fred: Man, what a Load of Ass!

by Mak J-Bizzle August 07, 2008

Grunt a load

(verb) To ejaculate; expel a load of semen.

From the sound a man makes during an intense orgasm.

Not only will I ride bareback; I'm planning to grunt a load into her ass.

Can also be shortened to "grunt," as in:
"I went out with that girl from work last night."
"Did you grunt?"

by Wicked Cousin March 13, 2010

blast a load

act of forcefully ejaculating usually happens after a long piece of ass

wayne tore that ass up for an hour then he had to blast a load in her mouth

by LesCrapp May 10, 2006