lemongod

The one they call lemongod is the all mighty and gets no hoes but funny as hell but never gets outside.

Man that Lemongod guy is the Goat

by ThyMansJewStine March 22, 2017

Lemon Luster

A more formidable form of lemon furniture cleaner used by E&M Commercial Maintenance.
Commonly mistaken for the vastly inferior Lemon Pledge....

Brian: Why the F*** do you keep using Lemon Luster?
Matt: You do not pay enough for me to afford Lemon Pledge, and stop referring to me as a maid from family guy.
Brian: No... no.. no... More Lemon Pledge...
Matt: I fucking hate you.... You know that right?
Brian: Lemon Pledge?

by MAttE+M June 25, 2019

Lemon Finger

When Don Lemon shoves his hand down his pants swirls his fingers around his junk and then wipes it on your mustache

Damn man quit touching your balls and wiping it in my face, you have a lemon finger!

by Shadeyguy1A August 14, 2019

Lemon eyes

The loving (sweet) look that someone gives but they actually are jealous (sour) of their partner's accomplishments.

Daisy is great but her lemon eyes show how she is super insecure about herself when she thinks about her rockstar boyfriend.

by thatoneguywhoeatskids October 29, 2019

Lemon Pound Caked

The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.

The cops busted my door down then lemon pound caked me in broad daylight

by Alicatz March 27, 2023

LemonBoy

A very nice person. Who is very kind. A lemonBoy is someone who cares and listens. They are there for you and kind ^^

That LemonBoy is very kind

by Totallynotaretard April 13, 2023

Dutch lemonade

The practice of using lemon-flavored cough drops as suppositories.

The earnest young comedian and the chick from the CDC made Dutch lemonade all night. It wasn't too smelly, thanks to the menthol.

by Hal Jorgensen (2) August 20, 2010