lemon whore

A whore that steals lemons

After she tried stealing my lemons I made her such my dick, damn lemon whores

by Chocolatecoveredwatermelon December 10, 2013

Combustible lemon

A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!

by beans lad July 26, 2011

lemonboy

noun, meaning a major loser or a screw up. a lemonboy is usually the kid with no friends who sits all alone in his room, studying cars. It can also be used to describe a large mistake.

Emilie: Haha look at that loser playing golf!!
Kyle: oh i know, he's such a lemonboy!

Sara: I just bombed my civics test!
Amanda: same! i made a total lemonboy!!

by suckitfools June 9, 2011

Lemony Snicket

A game in which the players squeeze lemon juice into eachothers urethras as a test of strength and will power. The last person to quit is considered the toughest of the group.

Lemony Snicket A game often played by hipsters at the upstairs portion of a bar where one of their friends works as the tender and spends all his time supplying lemons to idiots instead of making drinks.

by Andrew DICE Clay October 21, 2013

Lemonade

Short for Liquid Hydrocodone.

gucci : dat lemonade in my cup homie

by drosk1727 January 19, 2010

lemon extract

The strongest alcoholic beverage that an underage person can legally buy. It's usually sold in 1 oz. bottles for about $4 each, so it's not at all cheap. However the alcohol content can be as high as 84% (168 proof), so it's almost worth it. Also, it burns worse than any other alcoholic beverage when going down. Don't shoot it.

Matt could handle 10 shots of 151 without too much trouble, but when he tried the same with lemon extract he had to get his stomach pumped.

1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade

After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.

by Nick D October 29, 2003

Lemonstine

A lemonstine is neither a male or female, but an it. It is the co-founder and ruler of Lemifer Land, making it royal, so "it" becomes "itiss". Lemonstine is so ROYGBIV, and has divine powers. It often calls upon partner in crime Tremifer, or other mystical creatures living there such as the yetis, to help it.

Omg! I got accepted as a citizen to Lemifer Land! The royal itiss Lemonstine approved!

by Lemonstine May 18, 2009