Lanson

A sexy man with long male genitalia he is very sexy and compassionate and has probably saved a baby before

everyone loves Lanson every girl loves him so much and wants to twerk everywhere in front of him because of his sexiness most Lansons are very strong lacrosse players .

That guy over there is such a Lanson.

by Long woodie February 10, 2018

Laston

A funny and good looking guy who always makes you laugh and he’s an amazing best friend/boyfriend that you can ever have is a nice going no person he is very loud at times he is smart but does it use it He will never give up and loves eating

Omg laston is so hot

by Laston December 27, 2019

chocolate lasso

Taking a dump into a long sock and then swinging it around your head before slapping it into your partner face. Works best with slightly runny shit.

I just gave her an awesome chocolate lasso. She looked like she'd been stotted.

by bungus June 9, 2010

Charlotte Lasso

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner

charlotte lasso

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

Kyle Larson

A very hot man who happens to be in NASCAR

“Have you seen Kyle’s cock!, it’s fucking massive.l

“ Kyle Larson just won the championship!”

by Furry Trash x2 November 7, 2021

The Lawson

The act of licking another persons asshole

Person 1 Get that shit eatin grin off your face cory!
Person 2 Man I cant i just lawsoned this girl
Person 1 Dude i have got to try The Lawson

by holyjesusomg June 22, 2010

Larsson lick job

The art of smearing peanut butter onto your balls, then sitting on the sofa with your pants around your ankles, whilst your girlfriend licks it off...and by girlfriend i mean bulldog.

'He laid back and stared at the ceiling while the bulldog lapped hungrily at the peanut butter covering his sweaty sack and exclaimed "oooh Buster, this is the best Larsson lick job i have ever had"

by 1982jefe April 23, 2009