Lamont

Lamont is an owl which was bred in the streets of Florida.From a juvenile state Lamont was heavily involved in the drug trafficking of Florida.Lamont is also known for his history of violence including attacks on random civilians.He has many connections with different international cartels and there has been reports of lamont involved with the slave trade.Lamont has over 143 criminal convictions and his whereabouts are still unknown.He was said to be last seen in a nursing home just on the outskirts of Orlando. If anyone has any information on Lamont please let us know

Lamont is on the shingles

by Sterling Prohegurtus April 25, 2022

a Lemons worth

When one slices a large lemon into 6 or more pieces and then proceeds to take shots of vodka with each slice.

This is usually done in conjunction w/severe depression due to moving back in with ones parents after college.

"Fuck my life, I need at least a lemons worth tonight. I didn't realize my parents could get more obnoxious than they already were."

by jess and jen January 27, 2010

Lamont Jordan

A running back in the NFL.

"They should put in Lamont, He's explosive"

by stierney March 24, 2005

Lamonna

The name Lamonna means to take your boyfriend

Lamonna can take your boyfriend

by Quionna March 13, 2017

lamont

cant get pussy lmfao

lamont cant get pussy lmfao

by ransfordhasasmallcock September 18, 2021

eating lemons

Hockey slang for when a player can't score in a shoot out

"I get the feeling I'm gonna get good at eating lemons this season."
-"What's your record so far?"
"2 for 14...."
-"Yupp, enjoy those lemons!"

by Dangler19 October 6, 2013

When life gives you lemons

Make him/her your citrus friend! :D

Boy: when life gives you lemons ...
Me: make them your citrus friend!

Boy: What?

by a random potato January 28, 2020