Unlike most business... rather than selling a product, Cult Labs formulate a chemical bond between guilt and shame, which can be exchanged for money and subsequent satisfaction. Such laboratories are highly effective at manufacturing worry, fear and panic.
To eat the pussy. Perform cunnilingus. Munching on the Labia aka The Lab. Dine at The Y. Chicken at the Y. Licking the old Vajayjay.
Stan: Hey Joe. What are you and your girl doing tonight? Going out?
Joe: No Braaahhhh! We are staying home. She just called and told me she's all fresh and in bed ready for me to get home. I'll be Lappin Lab tonight.
Stan: Them's good eats Broooohhhh! Good eats.