kung-fu for jesus

Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.

onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.

by mofojimbo August 2, 2009

Kung Fu Mumma

A mum that has epic ninja keyboard warrior skills. You will find her on facebook, Teaching whore's lessons on how to be respectable.

Boy 1; Dude, did you see how that Kung Fu Mumma showed up that girls ass
Boy 2; Yeah, i saw that! XD Coolest mum ever!
Boy 1; Totally. Wish i had a Kung Fu Mumma.

by Mcawesomejigglypants January 15, 2011

Kung Flue

An ethnic slur used by insensitive people to smear Chinese with blame for the most destructive pandemic in living memory (COVID-19). "Kung Flu" and "WuFlu" imply the virus is a flue (which it is not) while mocking Chinese culture by incorporating traditional Chinese martial arts terms Kung Fu and Wushu. Meanwhile, thousands of Chinese have suffered and died from COVID-19.

"Dude, I think we need to skip the gun show this week to avoid catching that Kung Flue. Social distancing sucks, but at least we can read Reddit and Breitbart from home, and troll lots of Asians on YouTube."

by YesTruthHurts March 29, 2020

kung fu sauce

When you want to fight with someone, you would say this. It's like opening a can of whoopass, but better.

Shelly: I don't like Keir anymore.
Gideon: Why don't you serve him up a little kung fu sauce?

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

kung f00

(noun) General computing skills, used mostly in l3375p34k.

Your kung f00 is strong, but not as strong as mine.

by NeoZero March 12, 2004

Kung Fu Head

When a hot ass girl takes on a big meat and gives the best head imaginable, as in doing kung fu.

Lauren gave Kung Fu Head to the new african exchange student.

by Stick em hard October 16, 2008

kung fu

The art of extreme computer hacking. Also a derogative term to call someone's computer defenses weak. As demonstrated in the movie "the core"

"my kung fu can hack the FBI"

"your kung fu is not strong!"

by iamthefosh January 13, 2009