Krusty’s Fun House

When your significant other has a dried vagina so you lick it to get it moisturised

We were getting ready but i had to perform a Krusty’s Fun House.

by Krustywatty April 28, 2024

Krusty Gnome

A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.

The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.

by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 8, 2024

krusty buds

Krusty buds is a Liam who always wants to do random shit.

Just a krusty brudda.
Who looks like MdotR and survives on magic mushrooms and ribena

Krusty buds: yooo Harley I’ll buss you a couple mushrooms if u let me get a likkle cheeky vid

Harley: whatttt so man can get nitty for free?

Krusty buds: yehhh standard g

by Jammey Fucker April 3, 2024

Krusty Krab Special

When someone eyes are crusted shut by cum

He asked for a Krusty Krab special.

by GuLo February 15, 2026

Krusty Kam

Start off with anal using her spit as lubricant, during the receiver must defecate on the hard penis of the giver. After the giver finishes inside then anus of the receiver he must continue to thrust therefore mixing the fresh semen and feces into a thick paste. After a thorough mixing he removes his penis from the thoroughly used anus and the receiver goes to get a hairdryer to heat the paste mixture on the penis of the giver until it dries into a flaky crust. Once the crust is finished drying the receiver now must clean the crusty penis using nothing but her mouth and continue with fellatio until she receives a fresh load of semen which she uses as a makeshift mouthwash to remove any crust particles from her teeth.

Hey man on your wedding night I think your bride would absolutely love if you gave her a krusty kam as a honeymoon present.

by Little Rooster January 10, 2026

The Krusty Krab

The Krusty Krab is a fictional fast food restaurant in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. It is famous for its signature burger, the Krabby Patty, the formula to which is a closely guarded trade secret. The restaurant was founded by Eugene H. Krabs, who is also the owner and manager.

Is this the Krusty Krab? NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

by JohnIsVeryCringe March 2, 2020

the krusty krew

The best non-boring trio to ever exist

Boy 1: hey did you see the krusty krew walk pass?

Boy 2: yes, they’re so hot !

by Jetplanecult June 25, 2021