kettled

To suffer humiliation at the hands of another, often as a result of personal idiocy. A result of the TutRim Theory of Moderation™.

Arseface: Haha, I am so much cooler than you!
George: But your name is arseface.
Impartial Observer: Kettled!

by Brick. May 3, 2005

Kettle

Todoroki’s worst nightmare

Dreamwastaken’s laugh

Todoroki: *gets hit with boiling hot kettle water*

Dream: *WWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEE*

by Applesauces December 22, 2020

pot calling the kettle black

A definition my teacher, Mr. Twichell used, to call Nick a hypocrite.

Yes, it's pretty much just calling someone a hypocrite.

Real conversation:
Nick: Shut up. You're so annoying.
Twichell: Nick, you're a pot calling the kettle black.
Me: RACIST.
Nick: What does that mean?
Twichell: No, Natalie it's not racist. Nick, it means you're a hypocrite.
Whole Class: OOOOHHHHHHH!

by YoItsNat March 1, 2017

kettled

a. 1. Really high; baked, fried, blazed, stoned, etc.

-Oh my lord, I am soooo blazed, how bout you?

-I am kettled off my ass!

by artizz May 3, 2006

"pot calling the kettle black"

u know what it means...

what happened when Paula Abdul told
Kady Maloy (of American Idol 7)
"you have some pitching problems..."

That is "pot calling the kettle black"

by vouguey February 25, 2008

Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.

Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Kettlehead

Some one who has no idea ie empty as a empty kettle.

Mate,your a kettlehead

by Rmt147 February 23, 2018