Kermit

Gay-ass frog

Today we’re making Kermit drink the gay potion

by Just_a_Guy624 April 27, 2023

Work Kermit

A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.

Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.

by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024

Stripper kermit

It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*

"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"

by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021

Kermit

A man who is very popular with everyone, espescially the opposite sex. Makes girls moist. Instantly.

"Look, Cogni's talking to your girl." - "Damn I got to stop this, he's such a Kermit."

by Keksus_I May 18, 2017

THE OWA OWA OF KERMITS

if this definition is named after you, shut the fuck up you tomato potato rumble bumble bitch. jkjk.... i think. don’t kys... today :) you know you love me. xoxo- jojo

THE OWA OWA OF KERMITS IS COMING!! THE HOUSE IS SHAKING

by jordisdrummodumbo February 5, 2021

Kermitism

An incredibly sacred religion devised by an unknown generation. Kermitism is where we all worship the Holy Lord Kermit the Frog, and support the Kermitism government, that mainly focuses on re-establishing communism. Followers/worshippers must have sufficient knowledge, such as the procedure of rick-rolling.

A: Do you worship Kermitism?
B: No
A: You know the rules, and so do I

by Kermitism November 26, 2020

Kermit

Kermit the frog is a very bad frog has had Smoked on the job and cheated several different times and therefor he has been to jail once therefor he is a great meme but bad frog

Kermit: I am Kermit THE frog

Idiot: who dat

by rhytian January 3, 2020