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Karlos

Karlos is a nice, funny guy, but don't get on his nerves, because he will beat you up. Karlos can be a friend to all people, but he can also be great enemies with them too. Karlos is awesome to hang out with, and can relate to most things you talk about. If you have a friend named Karlos with a K, hang out with them a ton and gain their trust, because they are awesome.
"Karlos is coming to the sleepover, yessss!"
by eli28 March 3, 2022
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Ivo Karlovic

Professional tennis player, King of Aces. Greatest server of the ball the world has ever seen. Growing up in war-torn Croatia, he was born with nothing. He didn't even have a tennis coach, and being 6'11", teachers would try and coerce him towards basketball. But he would never let his tennis dream go. He snuck out on to tennis courts every day by himself and hit serves. Nothing but serves. He trained so much that his serve became the most powerful stroke of the ball the world had ever seen, One Punch Man style. Starting with nothing, he could now end any and every tennis point with just a single stroke of the ball. He went professional without any skill at keeping the tennis ball in play, but won all his tournaments - just with his serve.

Since becoming professional, he has broken records for height, serve and age. Tallest professional player ever, most aces by any player ever, oldest player to win tournaments since Ken Rosewall an eternity back, most tie-breaks played in history. In one three-set match against top player Tomas Berdych, he hit 45 aces - close to a 50% ace rate on serve. Ivo Karlovic also has a 3-1 winning record against Novak Djokovic (all competitions), and ended Roger Federer's record-breaking 237-week streak at world #1 with an astounding 7-6 4-6 7-6 upset victory in Cincinnati 2008.

Ivo Karlovic showed the world how you can become the very best at one specific thing, and use it to make a name for yourself.
Ivo Karlovic serving........it's an ace!

Jerry has this niche skill he's really, really good at...it doesn't spark much attention, but I don't think there's anyone better than him at it. He's truly the Ivo Karlovic of the engineering world.
by bydy2 August 20, 2019
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Kalookanatch

A person, usually little brothers, who are baby back bitches because they are mentally inferior and deserving of being "little brothered".
LB; "so hyped right now"
BB; "Arash, you're being such a Kalookanatch right now! "
LB; "I'm a baby back bitch!"

BB; " I know little brother, I know".
by Gorda123 December 23, 2014
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Kalona

Kalona is sexy. She's crazy. Everyone like her. She's cool. She has a good body. She's good in bed. She got a big booty.
Kalona is yummy.
Kalona is good in bed.
Kalona has a good body.
by Jeffrey thug January 17, 2017
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kalonic

something so beautiful and handy, that not even Plato can define it.
This sh*t is kalonic, dude.
by Bionike January 25, 2017
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Kablonk

Jet: How was the chicken Bronny?
Bronny: Kablonk . . .
by altoberrybigdick January 4, 2018
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kabloob

The action of decimating one's enemy in a sexual way
I am going to kabloob you out of existence
by 2w3eesrfdfgghbnnhhgfhg December 17, 2018
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