Scarlett Johannson

A talented and beautiful actress, stars in Lost In Translation, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Match Point, The Island and more stuff like that. Dresses a bit like a modern Marilyn Monroe. Posed nude with Keira Knightley on the front cover of Vanity Fair.

'Scarlett Johannson is a fashion icon'

by h August 31, 2008

johanism

A sect of religion that's based loosely on being uncertain or wishy-washy. This sect worships the Shakespearean phrase "To be or not to be", multiplied indefinitely with no point of decision.

He is a prime example of johanism.

by iseethelight September 18, 2007

Johan

A Johan is someone who pwns very hard at gaming.

"l0l d00d wtf hez liek a Johan ffs!"

by Abogami May 10, 2009

sue johanson

Sue Johanson is the shit. She talks about sex every Sunday night on Oxygen, & knows everything. Plus with her being a billion years old makes it all better, & more entertaining. Watching her explain the sex toy of the week is hilairous; & a great conversation starter for school on Monday!

kristen- "did you watch sue johanson last night? she talked about a cock ring! but her positions of the week are getting weak."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."

by YoItsKristenAP April 3, 2008

scarlett johanssoning

Taking semi-nude pictures of yourself in the mirror.
P.s. Preferably with a bum as hot as Scarlett Johansson's

I can't leave the bathroom now - I am busy Scarlett Johanssoning...

by sp@ngeb@b September 19, 2011

joahan

A man that is so cool and awesome that is better than Junior. Also referred as number 1.

Joahan is the best.

by Ben Guy February 18, 2015

Johanna

Johanna is a European name (pronounced as: yo-ha-na) derived from the meaning "God is Gracious." If you ever meet a girl named Johanna just know that she is kind, smart, generous, passionate, affectionate, pretty, wise, and a very intuitive person. Johanna is a good person and would sacrifice anything for you. A girl named Johanna would be a great best friend or girlfriend. If you ever get the pleasure of dating a Johanna she will be very loyal to you and will be a great girlfriend. She will give you cuddles whenever and will be very affectionate towards you. Never let her go because she will be your best relationship ever.

Johanna is not okay but she pretends she is.

by i.am.a.chicken.nugget. March 25, 2020