sean jones

An Amazingly attractive A-hole that is always there when you need him to be. Sarcastic, annoying and yet can't get along without him. Sean Jones is the the guy you should hang with and party to make sure that you make it home safe and sound while having a great time the whole way.

"That guy hanging with Sean Jones has the right idea! "
"Sean Jones is always who I call first"

by NotThatGuy18 July 30, 2017

Dylon Jones

150% straight
4% gay (hands)
Is a trash person because he didn’t do the play

That Dylon Jones is weird

by Lemoncakes72 September 28, 2019

Jon is Gay

Jon's hella gay on everyday of the week, except Thursdays, when he's suicidal

Jon is Gay. So very, very gay

by Jakeisalsogay November 5, 2019

George Jones

getting drunk, wrecking someone else's car, and getting arrested by the cops.

Nah, my old lady and me aren't on speaking terms anymore after I George Jones'ed her brand new Cadillac.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

Jonas Brothers Fangirls

Stupid girls usually who are between 12-17 who worship and pray and dream of having sex with the Jonas Brothers. They are mindless bandwagon followers who can't spell argue or think of any reason to like the Jonas Brothers than their (lack of) looks. They are like zombies you can't kill legally.

"Oh god those Jonas Brothers fangirls just flamed me for not being a zombie and liking the JB

by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009

mike jones

"Rapper" for people with ADD.

Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times.

Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times

First Round Draft Picks coming
Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.

by i <3 mike jones March 14, 2005

t jones

Your mother or female guardian.

Yo dawg, i gots ta call my t jones before i do anything.

by logan marks September 15, 2005