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jock-oxygen

The air you breath when a baseball player takes his sweaty jock and cup, and straps the shit on your face.
Last night when he was sleeping, I gave the bitch jock-oxygen!
by Caesar July 7, 2004
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Knob-Jockey

A Homosexual. Imagine a man riding a horse. Now replace that horse with a man.

The horse rider is the "Knob-Jockey".
Hey Graham Norton, are you a Knob-Jockey?
by wildmurphy April 17, 2009
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dong jockey

by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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nob jockey

used to describe man / woman who rides cock like a horse jockey

also used as an insult
that suzy is a world class nob jockey
Andrew you fucked up this report you complete nob jockey
by Jose February 5, 2004
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Jock

A person, who, contributes little or nothing to society.

A person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him See: Coward

Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.

____________Note Below_______________

JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.

Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.

Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.

Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.

Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.

Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.
The jock is the epitome of wastefulness - An unknown Roman soldier before the fall of rome.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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jock rock

Term used to desribe the unintelligent, bloated, bombastic rock promulgated by Nickelback and their ilk.
Teddy: Man, this sure is some shitty music you're blaring, Joe.
Alex: Yeah, can we turn this jock rock bullshit off?
Joe: Hey fuck you guys! Nickelback fucking rock!
by Joe Musichead June 13, 2008
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disc jockeying

A form of female masturbation.

A female will rub her clitoris in a circular motion, resembling a DJ, or disc jockey.
Dude, I was going to my girlfriends house, and when i got inside i found her disc jockeying it on the couch.
by washiger August 18, 2007
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