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Dizzy jizzy

A dramatic condition in which a male spins in a circle while emitting semen. An alternate option can be receiving oral sex after playing pin the tail on the donkey.
Bro do not come near me with that dizzy jizzy shit!
by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018
mugGet the Dizzy jizzymug.

no nut no jizzy

Another form of "no cap" also can be used as a greeting in Germany.

when used as a greeting, cocks must be held.
Bruno I haven't seen you in forever no nut no jizzy bro.
by Vapy February 5, 2024
mugGet the no nut no jizzymug.

Jizzy and a Glizzy

Getting a blow job while eating a hot dog.
I was at the weekend bbq. They were grilling hot dogs and burgers. I was sitting down enjoying my glizzy. When this chick just kneeled down and gave me a blow job. I jizzed and she swallowed my load. Jizzy and a glizzy
by Silver dollar tranny March 29, 2024
mugGet the Jizzy and a Glizzymug.

Jizzy Juzzy Jatz

Where a group of guys take turns jerking off and ejaculating onto a Jatz cracker. The last guy to Jizz onto the Jatz has to eat it. The Jatz has Juzzy's face on it because his soul is trapped inside of it like Josie Packard trapped inside of the door knob in Twin Peaks.
"The boys stood around playing Jizzy Juzzy Jatz until Justin was the last guy to Jizz on the Jatz which he ate as he stared into Juzzy's soul trapped inside the Jizzy Jatz. "
by agalma January 14, 2025
mugGet the Jizzy Juzzy Jatzmug.

Jizzy January

Often used to describe the event in January where you jizz (cum) everyday in January. Many people pass this event each year and it is widely celebrated.
Holy shit, Jizzy January was so easy this year”
by grassifyedlawn February 18, 2024
mugGet the Jizzy Januarymug.

jizzie

Hey Aj, your cleats lookin jizzie bro.
by jizzie master May 8, 2021
mugGet the jizziemug.

Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.
You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.
by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023
mugGet the Mind Your Jizzinessmug.

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