jiver

runescape term for penis,Arose from the Famous Rs player flukejiver

my e-jiver is huge yo

by jbooda April 28, 2009

Jizzercise

The art of increasing your stamina not only through pure strenuous workouts, but also by the act of any form of sexual intercourse, including pelvic thrusting, bear-humping, tea-bagging, queefing, and of course all other sexual positions.

"Hey Kate you going to Jazzercise with me tonight?"

"Oh no you silly cunt Im going to Jizzercise! You get laid AND you get a workout! They even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!"

"Hell girly Ill go with you! Fill my butt with spermmm!"

by 908 Projectile December 8, 2009

jizerod

A fully erect penis with jizz in it.

Mr. North slopped his jizerod into the uunsuspecting clite.

by Mallory StrongCock April 4, 2004

Juzer

An extremely legendary and insane person, usually a teacher. He is usually someone who teaches a good subject like physics or something. He is also extremely breathtaking and lives near the docks.

I saw you the other day, you looked like such a Juzer.

by moving.thing.itsnotbasak September 30, 2019

Jizzervoir

When a man pulls out during sex and ejaculates into a girl's belly-button, filling her belly-button up with a man-made lake of jizz.

Tony and Jane were having sex in the missionary position. Right before he reached climax, Tony pulled out and filled Jane's belly-button with his ejaculate, creating a reservior of ejaculate in her belly-button. Jane proclaimed, that is a jizzervoir.

by greenbaaron December 15, 2010

jizzer

What happens when a girl gets excited

oh my god you just jizzered in your thong

by simon chandler September 22, 2004

jizzrod

(noun) a penis, dick, cock, etc.

That bitch roothonked on my jizzrod until i spooged all over her face. It was erotic.

by the big dog July 12, 2006