jerkoff-mobile 

A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.

Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"

Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."

jerkoff-mobile by Brooks Brothers February 2, 2007

Elimination Jerkoff 

When a group of men elect someone from the group to do a task that none of them want to do. This involves the group of men to get naked lay down on their backs in a circle, then (in a clockwise fashion) the first gets hard and "eliminates" the guy next to him all over his face, and so on.

Guy 1: Alright guys someone has to go watch that jennifer garner movie with her.

Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!

Elimination Jerkoff by mark86 May 30, 2009

Jerkoff 

someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.

man, what a jerkoff he is.

Jerkoff by me March 12, 2003

jerkoff juice 

Crude slang for liquid personal lubrication products such as Astroglide.

Nah, I spent the night in with a bottle of jerkoff juice.

jerkoff juice by eslampiece December 20, 2006

Jerkoff Litmus Test 

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

Jerkoff Litmus Test by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012

Joe Jerkoff

Another word for cuck

She fucked him and now I look like Joe Jerkoff

Joe Jerkoff by Hauptmann Shank January 4, 2019

Jerkoff 

n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.

That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.

Jerkoff by Reign November 3, 2004