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Jerry Seinfeld

He's a funny dude. =)
Jerry Seinfeld stars in the most hilarious sitcom ever, Seinfeld.
by Someone, April 14, 2006
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Jerry Springer

jerry springer enjoys eating tacos in his office.
by elBrendo August 17, 2006
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Hoarding the jerky

The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.
Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!
by Ju ju man March 4, 2010
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Brief Jerky

A slang term for yo penis.
O man, you hit me right in the brief jerky!

Get yo brief jerky out my bitch!
by Casey Whitmer October 27, 2008
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Sailor Jerry

1. Alcoholic beverage consumed by teens and young adults to get fucked up. Resulting in being that really drunk kid everyone talks about, the drunk passed out kid on the couch who everyone picks on, or the girl fell over flashing her cooter to the world. Causes memory loss and no recollection of what you did, who you did or what happened that night. Waking up the next morning after drinking the Sailor, you mumble "how the fuck did I get here?"

2. Drink it down to see what the pinup girl looks like
1. That kid drank some Sailor Jerry and no he is so shit housed right now, look at him passed out on the couch..find a marker lets draw a cock on his face and a handle bar mustache!

2. Johnny "That pinup girl on the Sailors bottle is so fine"

3. "Get that bitch some Cheez-Its"
by peaches n' beats August 25, 2010
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Jerry Cantrell

girl: did you see that guy? he was hooot!

other girl: yeah! he was, like, jerry cantrell hot!

girl: totally!
by jerrygirl<3 October 17, 2010
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Jerry Falwell

A man who will be surely missed by ALL of the loony toons.
Jerry falwell died on Nay 15, 2007 after chocking on one too many peices of bullshit. May he rest in peice.
by Nick Ulanowski June 18, 2007
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