Jackin gays

The act of being named jack and sexually oil wrestling with your gay coach.

Me: bro I heard you were Jackin gays the other day.

Jack: what do you mean? wrestling isn't gay.

by Chief Spreading cock August 4, 2021

jackian

A comically random, unexplainable, or weird person, place, thing, event, etc. Typically used as an adjective. Can also be used as a one word response to someone. The term jackian is interchangeable with the terms jacklandish, jacklandian, etc. which are all less commonly used.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you see that lady dressed up as a pigeon twerking while 4 rabbits ate scraps of Ugandan cabbage at her feet??
Person 2: Yeah that shit was jackian as fuck.

or

Person 1: You should come with me to get my oil changed and then we can go to the mall.
Person 2: Jackian. I don’t want to do all of that shit man, I’m stoned as hell.

by splifflad April 2, 2022

line-jacking

Verb: When a person steals comments or lines that he/she overheard or read and uses them as if the comment and/or line was theirs. He/she might use bits and pieces of the comment/line, or the whole thing.

Jessica: (talking to Alyssa) The iPhone is a fantastic piece of technology that has transformed people's view of a quality phone.
Alyssa: I definitely agree.

Alyssa: (talking to Mark) Yes I love the iPhone. It is a fantastic piece of technology that has transformed people's view of a quality phone.
Mark: Dude, stop line-jacking. I heard Jessica say the exact same thing.

by ymh123 December 25, 2009

hi-jackin planes

its basically a metaphor for when your high as hell.

so your hi-jackin planes cuz u so high
waka flocka flame used it in his song "hi-jackin planes"

person 1: aye mane what u doin tonight?
person 2: shit, hi-jackin planes...

by tizzy t October 7, 2011

air-jacking

The motion made with one's own arm imitating a male masterbating to show a complete lack of interest or respect to someone talking.

I was standing behind my boss air-jacking while he was yelling at everyone in the meeting.

by Outlaw Redneck February 28, 2018

NO Jacking January

No jerking off january. You may not jerk off to anything or anyone. It’s like No Nut November. Good luck gamer boys.

Boy 1: you she’s super hot.

Boy 2: too bad it no jacking January

Boy 1: shit.

by MonthMaker January 2, 2019

Base Jacking

Masturbation performed exclusively at the base of ones penis.

Steph was base jacking her co-workers Craig and Jason that she developed carpal tunnel and had to file for workers comp.

by Brodie Staxxx July 6, 2019