Mr. Jamaica

A white guy that thinks he knows Jamaica better than the people that live in Jamaica. Even though he has only been to the tourist trap towns, he pretends like it is his home away from home! He might name his fantasy football team "Mr. Jamaica", so people think that he is an "expert" on Jamaican culture even though he is not. He stocks his fridge with Red Stripe. Ganja makes him paranoid!

Mikey is a total Mr. Jamaica.

or....

There is some guy in my fantasy football league named Mr. Jamaica, what is his deal?
or....
Hey Mr. Jamaica! Pass me a Red Stripe, Mon!
or...
I saw Mr. Jamaica at the dancehall last night, he was conquering duppies!

by Mikey Aces October 22, 2010

jajajaja

spanish for "hahahaha"

when juan laughed the sound came out as jajajaja, which is spanish for hahahaha

by taylorjackson August 3, 2007

caca jamjam

to take a dump on the floor then dance in it.

Jake tried to get to the bathroom to take a shit but couldn't make it on time and shit himself while dancing, or in other words, the caca jamjam.

by slimz July 14, 2006

jamacian shower

To seal off the bathroom with towels so no air escapes and running the shower while smoking weed. It increases the experience by expanding the smoke.

Shit, that jamaican shower was fuckin sweet! I'm still trippin!

by Mr. Moe March 31, 2005

Pajama Jama Jam

A more sexual version of a sleepover. Basically people show up in their PJ's, get stoned, and then procede to have all kinds of sexual experiences with the other guests, leading to a large orgy involving the host, all of the guests.

Guy1: Dude, Stacy's having a pajama jama jam, you going? Guy 2: Hell yeah!!!! No way I'm missing that!!!

by Xero _ Manifest November 9, 2010

Jamaican Sandworm

The act in which a male partner wets his genitalia, dips it in sand so as to cover it in a thin grainy film, and then brutally penetrates his partner in the rectum resulting in extreme sexual pleasure, and often bleeding.

Man! I could barely stand after Johnny gave me a Jamaican Sandworm last night!

by Preacherwoman December 9, 2008

Jamaica's got a bobsled team

Pop-culture phrase loudly exclaimed after one (or a group) achieves something which the person or group was unsure of completing. To be sung in a forced Jamaican accent, see ja-fake-an

Cool Runnings.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004