mad ivan

When a man sits on the toilet taking a shit, and another man sits on him face to face, chest to chest, and pee’s between the other mans legs.

There’s only one shitter and we both have to go. Guess we’ll just mad Ivan

by Mad Ivan February 25, 2019

Ivanka

A person who is good at their job but only got it because of his/her parent's influence. (Named after realtor Ivanka Trump, whose father is Donald Trump.)

He never went to college but is a VP at his mother's company. What an Ivanka!

by Shpouple July 5, 2010

Ivan Skrinski

Very tall person with some mind distortions and as sleek as a cat, always sneaking behind people's backs, getting away from work when there is a lot to do.

always going home earlier, when the boss is not in the office;'

by alabala April 8, 2005

Ivanka

A feckless cunt

The woman at wprk today was useless and as it was a school i couldn't call her a dumb fucking bitch so i called her am "IVANKA".

by Jesusfuckinghchristonafucking June 12, 2018

Ivanka

Cunt. Used euphemistically to describe a person who is selfish, oblivious or just plain nasty in their actions.

He's such a nasty little Ivanka!

by Agent57 June 14, 2018

Ivan

Anyone of russian descent. German equivalent to "kraut" for the russians during WWII.

If the russian winter doesn't get him, Ivan sure will.

by Valentin Treskizinski April 19, 2006

ivan milat

Serial Killer

Good old fashioned killer!

by Jonny Pool November 30, 2003