by 32vtk June 1, 2022

by DapperPigeon February 6, 2018

by Ink squad December 25, 2017

by Sethallen1244 June 23, 2018

An Ink Thief is someone who steals pens from shops, banks, and supermarkets for their own personal use. Ink Thieves show no regard for the person who supplied the pens, and just use them for their own enjoyment. Be wary if one of your friends (if you have friends, that is) is an Ink Thief, and if so, don't let them come within a 20 foot radius of any pens in your house.
Person 1: "Hey, John stole my pen!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"
by evencoolerguy January 27, 2021

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.
by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017

A reverse pink sock where your urethra comes out of your genitals through the hard expulsion of urine
by Dr. Trejo April 24, 2011
