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inflatable lifepartner

When you have to be politically correct for the dumb ass melinial when referring to his blow up doll.
I told the nerd if he kept talking shit I was going to go to his house and fuck his blow up doll to which he replied “ it’s an inflatable lifepartner”
by Bigroar May 21, 2018
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incatpacitated

The state of being rendered completely useless due to the presence of a sleeping feline on your lap.
Hey Dave, can you please get the door?

I can't. I'm incatpacitated!
by notbait January 9, 2019
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Inflategate

The name of the scandel Bob Kraft found himself.
Inflategate is the name of what happens when you own a team that cheats by deflating balls and then you get caught with a hooker.
by Dr Neurohacker February 22, 2019
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infatuated

infatuated is just a posh wosh for being " head over heels", "crazy over someone" or basically " whipped "
" she cheated on alex but he's back with her because he's clearly infatuated"
by mindurbusinesshoe May 12, 2019
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inflated and plated

Term to define a parked vehicle that is technically not an eyesore. Stems from the minimum standard required to keep a vehicle in your driveway in Troy, Michigan. If all the tires are inflated and the car is plated, it meets the requirements of Chapter 82, Section 302.8 of the Troy Property Maintenance Code.
Dave's cars are far from collectors' pieces or even rough-around-the-edges daily drivers. Dave's more of an 'inflated and plated' kind of car owner.
by cytto August 11, 2020
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inflation disorder

Disorder in which you are obsessed with inflation a vagina with your mouth and then pushing the air out by slapping their stomach. A person with this disorder will talk about it non stop and berate their friends with traumatizing in depth inflation stories.
“Kieran has a severe case of Inflation disorder, he keeps inflating Abby Lee Miller and Wendy Williams and Steve Harvey and Dr. Phil”
by Shane Yaw August 22, 2023
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Incatacitated

When you have been incapacitated by a cat deciding to sit, lie or snuggle next to you.
Sorry I can't make breakfast, I'm incatacitated
by Rausages September 23, 2023
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