Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.
by penishandle May 10, 2018
The act of trapping a friend or partner under the sheets and then farting so hard you shit yourself, creating an odor so foul it could kill an ogre.
Greg: What did you and Jen do last night?
Bob: Oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then I Scottish ovened her so hard it would make Shrek proud.
Greg: Nice!
Bob: Oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then I Scottish ovened her so hard it would make Shrek proud.
Greg: Nice!
by Jace Narcast January 03, 2016
"Looks like Sandra didn't go back to the gym after popping her sprog.. She's got a right wobbly oven"
by General pamphlet January 31, 2016
by Mike November 23, 2003
by BCRafe October 07, 2007
noun; Used to dispose of a mafia-whacked corpse by combining the body, the mid-summer's heat, and the trunk of an abandoned car. As defined by Henry Hill on his website GoodFellaHenry.com
Petey (in Italian accent): What are we going to do with this rat's body?
Mario: Don't worry, the Italian Oven will do the job.
Mario: Don't worry, the Italian Oven will do the job.
by Ares Overfond March 04, 2011
Achieved when one rips a vicious fart, preferably in an occupied office with one entrance. One then runs out of the office, shutting and barring the door, thereby trapping both occupant and smell inside. Office doors with windows work best, as they allow you to look into your victim's eyes as you whisper "For the greater good" while you keep them trapped.
Dude, I ripped one and locked Pat in the Spock Oven.
Yeah, my girlfriend's mad because I put the child locks on the car doors and Spock Ovened her before she could figure a way out.
Yeah, my girlfriend's mad because I put the child locks on the car doors and Spock Ovened her before she could figure a way out.
by Hostile17666 September 21, 2010