Immortality

Something that will never exist, despite what so many delusional people think, ditto to reincarnation.

Having a short life sucks, but the thought of Immortality is not worth it at all.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

Diner Immortality

When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order.

I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!

by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012

kiara the immortal chicken

Kiara is a chicken which never dies (hence the name). Kiara is a very nice person and fun to hang out. Kiara is related to ucmoses(her dad). (run ,define ucmoses for more)

Person 1: Do you know a chicken who never dies
Ucmoses: yes my daughter Kiara The immortal chicken

by ScorpioWyd March 24, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>The Voice Of Mine Grants immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Voice Of Mine Grants immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Voice Of Mine Grants immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)

Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"

by Strawberry Froggy July 9, 2023

<.3.4.3.>Xiphoids Are Consolidated Water Mixed With Tulips To Get YOur BAck Smacked By Chicken And ROoster FOr Botanic Lung Tissues On Oak Treees FOr Immortal ANd Immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

<.3.4.3.>Xiphoids Are Consolidated Water Mixed With Tulips To Get YOur BAck Smacked By Chicken And ROoster FOr Botanic Lung Tissues On Oak Treees FOr Immortal ANd Immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

<.3.4.3.>Xiphoids Are Consolidated Water Mixed With Tulips To Get YOur BAck Smacked By Chicken And ROoster FOr Botanic Lung Tissues On Oak Treees FOr Immortal ANd Immortality<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Should I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025