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An extreme version of hold my beer.
A battle cry before you do some dumb sh*t
originated from mad max
"Witness me motherf*cker", he said as he brake checked the car tailgating him
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by Zb0ss July 30, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When you pour applesauce on your face in front of your philosophy professor to indicate how tired you are at all times. Also known as being very depressed .... so applesauce on the face .... cures depression
ā€œWitness me, Chrisā€
by GayishJewish October 17, 2018
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