An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet.
For my 14th birthday I got an iPod nano. And I love it. Know why? Because it's a damn sleek design, it plays enough music and yes - IT DIDN'T COST TOO MUCH.
2gb. 500 songs. I don't need more, thats more than enough. For me anyway. So for you jackasses who can't live without your 60gb ones - I don't care.
The pad wheel is easy to use, and I wanted something I could see the songs i want to select. Hence the easy to find songs, menus, etc.
The Creative, and iRiver were MORE expensive than my iPod, for nearly the same capacity.
I don't want my ENTIRE computer of songs. I want my favourites I can listen to when I want.
I've had mine ages now, and I mean AGES.
it's not broke. I can still put songs on and off it. I've never got mugged.
Like anything in life it has defects:
Often, you can't hold 500 songs.
It scratches pretty easily
For my 14th birthday I got an iPod nano. And I love it. Know why? Because it's a damn sleek design, it plays enough music and yes - IT DIDN'T COST TOO MUCH.
2gb. 500 songs. I don't need more, thats more than enough. For me anyway. So for you jackasses who can't live without your 60gb ones - I don't care.
The pad wheel is easy to use, and I wanted something I could see the songs i want to select. Hence the easy to find songs, menus, etc.
The Creative, and iRiver were MORE expensive than my iPod, for nearly the same capacity.
I don't want my ENTIRE computer of songs. I want my favourites I can listen to when I want.
I've had mine ages now, and I mean AGES.
it's not broke. I can still put songs on and off it. I've never got mugged.
Like anything in life it has defects:
Often, you can't hold 500 songs.
It scratches pretty easily
Internet nerd: afhaihgoa I HATE DA iPOD. BECAUSE I WAS CARELESS WITH MINE/CAN'T AFFORD ONE.
iPod user: .____.;;
See how judgemental I can be to iPod dissers?
Yeah. Relook your posts bitches.
iPod user: .____.;;
See how judgemental I can be to iPod dissers?
Yeah. Relook your posts bitches.
by Emily Jayne August 28, 2006
An mp3 player developed by Apple. It is usually on a one-for-the-price-of-two sale. Additionally, a popular sales tactic associated with it is the "xgb" hard drive size, where x is a number usually above 20. The fine print usually reads "it is actually impossible to have 20gb worth of songs, stupid. thanks for the extra cash, retard."
It is a prime example of planned obsolescence--not only is the battery irreplaceable, but the ipod often breaks down by simply using it.
Troubleshooting:
Problem: ipod is frozen.
Answer: Did you try using it? This is often the problem.
Problem: I don't have $40,000 to spend on songs
Answer: We know.
Problem: The shininess is gone. It looks like I scrubbed it with an iron sponge.
Answer: Buy a new one, asswipe. If you bought it a month ago, chances are we came out with a better version.
It is a prime example of planned obsolescence--not only is the battery irreplaceable, but the ipod often breaks down by simply using it.
Troubleshooting:
Problem: ipod is frozen.
Answer: Did you try using it? This is often the problem.
Problem: I don't have $40,000 to spend on songs
Answer: We know.
Problem: The shininess is gone. It looks like I scrubbed it with an iron sponge.
Answer: Buy a new one, asswipe. If you bought it a month ago, chances are we came out with a better version.
dude1: Dude, i just bought a brand new ipod!
dude2: Didn't you hear? The new model came out just now.
dude1: My ipod holds 20gb!
dude2: Dude you can put your 1,000 cd's on it!
dude1: I already did, and I still have 90% of the space free!
dude1: my ipod broke, dude.
dude2: what happened?
dude1: I tried listening to a song.
dude2: Didn't you hear? The new model came out just now.
dude1: My ipod holds 20gb!
dude2: Dude you can put your 1,000 cd's on it!
dude1: I already did, and I still have 90% of the space free!
dude1: my ipod broke, dude.
dude2: what happened?
dude1: I tried listening to a song.
by William Microsoft Gates February 16, 2008
by Amos Nusheg February 20, 2008
Ipod= Idiodic People on drugs.
I mean come on. They're like 300 fuggin dollars, and for what? Just to say OMGWTF I haz an Ipod!! I is teh cool!! You people are idiots. I got my MP3 player for $70, and actually has more features AND longer battery life. So if you are looking for an MP3 player, And feel like throwing a rediculously large amount of money out the door, be my guest.
I mean come on. They're like 300 fuggin dollars, and for what? Just to say OMGWTF I haz an Ipod!! I is teh cool!! You people are idiots. I got my MP3 player for $70, and actually has more features AND longer battery life. So if you are looking for an MP3 player, And feel like throwing a rediculously large amount of money out the door, be my guest.
by Soulstrike January 07, 2006
1.Most Expenisive Mp3 out there that is really just another excuse for horny kids to put porno in something and take their ipods to the restroom
2.Music playing device that hols more songs than anyone could ever own
2.Music playing device that hols more songs than anyone could ever own
1. hey man guess what? i got my ipod and it was only 400$!!! and i only had to give up 3 years of eating!
2. oh crap man i finnally got my IPOD it holds 5 thousand songs! i only have about 100 but who cares ill fill the rest up with porno!
2. oh crap man i finnally got my IPOD it holds 5 thousand songs! i only have about 100 but who cares ill fill the rest up with porno!
by oskurrr April 12, 2006
A piece of shit Mp3 player that is awesome for the first year and then after that everything on it starts to fuck up on it.
"Don't buy an ipod because you will end up spending a shit load of money on repairs, covers, songs, batteries,etc."
by fuck apple ipods December 08, 2006
A tight ass, popular mp3 player that is a fashion statement, holds shit loads of songs/pics/videos( if video capable), they come in differnet sizes and prices, the ones that are available are: ipod nano, ipod mini,ipod video. the best one is the ipod video 30gb($299.00) Getcha an ipod.
homie 1: "listenin to new music on his ipod."
homie 2: watcha get there mayne?
homie 1: its that new ipod video cuz.
homie 2: oh shit let me see that!
homie 1: iight here
homie 2: dayyyum thats hott!
homie 1: yup but the price aint as cool.
homie 2: you gotta pay 99c a download for this thang?
homie 1: nah i download that shit for free off limewire
homie1: brb i gotta run to circuitcity!
homie 2: watcha get there mayne?
homie 1: its that new ipod video cuz.
homie 2: oh shit let me see that!
homie 1: iight here
homie 2: dayyyum thats hott!
homie 1: yup but the price aint as cool.
homie 2: you gotta pay 99c a download for this thang?
homie 1: nah i download that shit for free off limewire
homie1: brb i gotta run to circuitcity!
by thug ass nigga June 19, 2006