Strapping a dildo to your forehead and penetrating a male that is on all fours. Once the dildo is inserted into the bum, the testicles are inserted into the giver's mouth. Making the giver a Hungry Unicorn.
by lak1214 January 7, 2012

by JayTang December 28, 2005

by DJJames July 20, 2017

Another way of saying 'I am hungry' in an emphasized groan of hunger. This term derives from a dream in which a super hero called Captain Hungry went and fed all the hungry people, so when in need of nourishment, one would call to him for food, and therefore call 'Captain Hungry!'
by Von Mintski May 16, 2005

by Bill Thomas the 3rd! April 9, 2019

When you and your partner (male or female) proceed to shit in eachothers hands and eat it whilst having intercourse.
by greven mead July 4, 2009

A way to describe how hungry and lazy you are since the maximum effort you are willing to put into a meal is nuking something in the microwave. Time limit of cooking shouldn't exceed 3-4 minutes; the usual time it takes to cook a frozen meal.
I was really hungry after class but I didn't feel like cooking anything when I got home so I ended up eating a hot pocket. I guess I was only microwave hungry.
by KeenSight September 22, 2011
