hungry hippo

A large-boned female who makes up for her lack of physical attractiveness by always being prepared to chomp on your pork sausage !

Fuck me, she may have been the size of a house, but boy was she a hungry hippo !!

hungry hippo by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004

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Hungry Aardvark

The act of finishing the act of fellatio by quickly placing the orifice of one's penis in one of the partner's nostrils and then ejaculating freely, with the streams of ejaculate acting as the 'tongue' of the 'Hungry Aardvark' searching for edibles.

Girl 1: So, how did that date go last night?
Girl 2: Fucking lame. As in, Rosie O'Donnell on P90X lame.
Girl 1: Oh, gawd, what happened?
Girl 2: Motherfucker pulled a Hungry Aardvark on me, and I've been blowing white boogers all day as a result.

Hungry Aardvark by TheGoodReverend June 15, 2010

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hungry jacking

The act of throwing raw biscuit dough at moving cars.

Let's drink some malt liquor and go hungry jacking tonight.

hungry jacking by ICT-TARA November 14, 2011

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Hungry bum blues

When a homosexual man hasn't had sex in a while, and it leads to him getting depressedm], he has the hungry bum blues

Man, Adam hasn't gotten any for so long, I think he's starting to get the hungry bum blues!

Hungry bum blues by the hungriest bum August 24, 2011

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Hungry Hungry Hipsters

noun:

Webcomic lampooning hipster, scenester and bike CULTure among bored 20-somethings.

hip chick: "I read Hungry Hungry Hipsters because I hate those people!"
hip fella: "Be honest..."
hip chick: "I am those people..."

Hungry Hungry Hipsters by teh editrix January 2, 2009

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Hungry Dragon

The Hungry Dragon gets it's roots from the Angry Dragon, however, after cumming in your girls mouth and causing it to spew from her nostrils, she then licks it and swallows it.

I was gonna giver her an Angry Dragon but I made her go all the way for the Hungry Dragon

Hungry Dragon by PapiGuapo June 25, 2009

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hungry hippo

The alternate definition only tells half the story; this big-boned female will get a taste of the cock, but then her hunger will overtake her. She'll rip off the penis, chomp into the hip, rip off your legs and put 'em in BBQ sauce, then put the rest of you in a deep fryer.

What the HELL are you doing you hungry hippo? AUUGHH MY PENIS.... AUUGHHH MY HIPS.... AUGHH MY LEGS.... NOT THE DEEP FRYER...! AUUUUGHHHHH....

hungry hippo by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007