HP

(noun) short form of "hippo" (The King of Rubbish)
(adjective) smart; tall; handsome; good

"HPs are kind and friendly, their favorite food is gua." or "My computer loads very fast, it's so hp."
Hippo kingdom for life

by Hippo🦛 January 10, 2021

HP

Hp stands for health points, often used in video games, like Fortnite and other shooter games.

''Im at 1 HP''
''I need to regenerate my HP

by lukybro May 24, 2018

HP

Hundred percent

Want to go to the pub tonight?
"Fuck yeah HP"

Dam she looks rough..

"HP mate"

by Shaneoss T November 5, 2020

HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

Hps...jess.x

My tiktok friend who makes me laugh every time I see her videos best creator in tiktok (made by hps..chris.x)

Hps...jess.x is cute not in a weird way(:

by Hps..chris.x March 16, 2021

OG HP’s

A group of HOSA students that are going to become the best next gen nurses!

“Did you guys see the OG HP’s graduated? Yeah they’re going to be the next nurses!”

by TheOrignalMamaEggs December 3, 2021

HP

Standing for "handphone", HP is the Indonesian slang term for "cell phone". This acronym is commonly mistaken as the one for "horsepower" or "high-protein".

Mom says, "Son, go play outside and don't be on your HP all the time."

by Emotional Cruiser September 5, 2025