hot pocket

something you put a hamster in and scare the living shit out of somebody.
or a hot pocket box.

Johnnie gave eric a hot pocket box with HAMROiD in it.

by aammbbeerr xo February 24, 2007

Alabama hot pocket

When you fill your girls pussy with shit then fuck her til it burns

Man this nasty bitch wanted an Alabama hot pocket

by That dude 1time January 25, 2020

Arabian Hot Pocket

Defecating into a condom and then using on your partner as a dildo.

I was pretty worried when she whipped out the condom, but fortunately she just wanted me to Arabian Hot Pocket her.

by D a n December 16, 2007

Arizona Hot Pocket

An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.

The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.

Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!

by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009

hot pocket

A sexual move two couples do when a male takes a dump on the girls pussy and fucks it known as the hot pocket.

hey bro have you done a hot pocket yet to your girl?

by angie278 July 6, 2010

Cursed Hot Pocket

A spicy dinner option, but with a twist~ ;)
Choose from flavors such as:
- Nails
- Bam & Bheese
- Obama & Cheese
- Depression
- White Static
- Flintstones Vitamins
- Aquarium Gravel
- The Void

"Come one come all to the greatest dinner option of them all.
Introducing the Cursed Hot Pocket!!11!!!1!"

by Stan Key Bousi June 10, 2020

Hommel Hot Pocket

(Hom•mull)

Noun

1. When a person that enjoys the taste of another person's flatulence.

"That hommel hot pocket was delicious"

2. A rotten odor so pungent that you taste but also enjoy it.

"That rotting carcass had a flavorful hommel hot pocket"

3. Someone that would enjoy eating the rectum of a skunk.

Mike: I'm really sorry but I have terrible gas today.

Matt: Let them fly. I love a good hommel hot pocket.

Mike: Are you serious? I had Mexican food for dinner!

Matt: I love the taste of recycled refried beans.

by Thebrightone24 October 14, 2020