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Holiday wanker 

Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...
Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker
Holiday wanker by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017

holiday stuffer 

Someone who you bring to the holidays so you aren’t alone and have someone to bone after dealing with your family all day.
“Jeanette at work and I both agreed to be each other’s Holiday Stuffers this year!”
holiday stuffer by Thehiddennerd December 22, 2017

Holiday Bitch 

A girl who breaks up with her boyfriend right before or during a holiday (birthday, Christmas, Chanukah).
“I was a Holiday Bitch to John, but he was such an asshole, I didn’t want to be with him any longer, especially during the holidays.”

“I needed to be a Holiday Bitch to Chad because his balls smelled like my lamination products and I couldn’t stand it no more!”
Holiday Bitch by ZanderBayCA June 2, 2022

holiday hooker 

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.
Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!
holiday hooker by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

holiday bender 

Describes when one drinks and/or does excessive drugs every day starting a day or two before Christmas and ending on New Year's Day.
I can't wait for Christmas so I can start my Holiday Bender.
holiday bender by God damn Dave October 6, 2013

Holiday Gut 

The weight gain that people tend to put on during the December Holiday season (Christmas, Hannukah, New Years, etc) due to eating and drinking more than usual. Especially prevalent in college/university students being home from the winter holidays, many of whom are likely spending an extended period of time away from the school gym.
Student 1: "Hey have you seen John? He's put on at least 10 pounds since we last saw him at the end of first semester!"
Student 2: "Looks like he put on a bit of a holiday gut."
Holiday Gut by Anonymous6454 December 28, 2013