Heterosexuality

A mental illness involving astronomically high sexual assault, and femicide rates.
Alternatively: "Straight", "Str8", "Skr8", or "Straggot".

I hate everything that reminds of heterosexuality, and those sick with it.

by antihetero November 26, 2021

Heterosexual cult

A cult of upstanding and morally righteous heterosexuals.

The heterosexual cult was out riding around in the moonlight, undecided if they wanted to quote scriptures, beat, cut, stab, or shoot that flaming faggot in the back (the same one who's rights they pretended to support whenever there was a rally or a protest where they could be seen by many).

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

heterosexual

a mental illness causing people to hold their peena on tiktok and talk in an unironic southern accent

heterosexual means straight
brianna: "guys, i just got diagnosed for heteroitis.."
her friends: "omg hope u get better bestie! quarantine..stay homo✊"

by bribri June 1, 2022

Heterosexual

Being heterosexual means you like someone of the opposite gender, if you were a girl you would like boys and only boys if you were heterosexual. People may also say they are straight instead of heterosexual because it’s shorter and easier to pronounce.

“I’m heterosexual, or straight as they call it.”

by CrazyEllie_definitions December 27, 2022

Heterosexuality

A useless way of saying that you're straight

Quandale Dingle: Do you support LGBTQ+
Kia Malifa: Yeah I'm heterosexuality

Quandale Dingle: Anyways I saw some of your videos...

by Kia Malifa January 16, 2023

Hexerosexual

This is a fake sexuality my friend said xchey said xchey was. Hexerosexuality is a liking or sexual attraction to rocks or pigs.

Daughter: Dad, I'm Hexerosexual.
Dad: Hang yourself.

by theRealFloppa April 29, 2023

Haterosexual

n. always a closeted homosexual who tries to throw everyone off their scent by hating on the gays. normally from behind a religious pulpit or platform. always republican.

that priest/congressman that's always bashing the homosexual lifestyle was caught with an underage boy again. what a haterosexual.

by Barracksrat8 July 12, 2023