fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

hard financial times

when you poor as fuck

Ryan is in hard financial times\

by FUCKK!@ May 1, 2016

Hard Nut Tap

Just the worse fucking thing.

I’m gonna give you a Hard Nut Tap

by RoadkillSquirrel August 16, 2021

Hard as tits

When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.

DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!

by MissMikkyy November 13, 2011

Going Hard in the Clouds

When you are high and fucking a girl.

Man 1: So what'd you do after the party?
Man 2: I was high as hell and I took this chick home
Man 1: So you were going hard in the clouds?
Man 2: Haha yeah man

by easa123 November 13, 2011

chillin hard on the reg

v. the act of being hella chill, or straight chillin out, on a regular day to day basis

n. a lifestyle that involves being chill as a cucumber 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year*

*366 days a year on leap year

ChillBro1: What are you up to brah?
ChillBro2: Nothin broski... chillin hard on the reg.

by ihop462 October 21, 2010

Hard Niple-Tightis

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004