The act of pulling the first girl you see in a nightclub, preferably in Yorkshire. Also termed "going ugly early."
A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."
"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."
"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."
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a poor play on words or a gay joke that is also poorly executed. often and only made by Hammond Lieu. He himself is possibly gay.
"Hey man are you going to game tonight."
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."
"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."
"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
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They say it’s where performance matters, but the egg cakes matter much more.
The food on the weekends is iconic because it’s not actually edible and double ballet kills is the death of us all
RIP to all of those dead Hammond Students who’s bodies are stored behind Giselle in Clovelly, at least now you know why it smells so bad.
They say it’s where performance matters, but the egg cakes matter much more.
The food on the weekends is iconic because it’s not actually edible and double ballet kills is the death of us all
RIP to all of those dead Hammond Students who’s bodies are stored behind Giselle in Clovelly, at least now you know why it smells so bad.
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Person 1: Look at that homeless person...
Person 2: Hey...I went to school with that guy.
Person 1: Where did you go to school?
Person 2: Whitman-Hanson...that's why he's a homeless drug addict. Poor guy never had a chance...
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Person 1: Where did you go to school?
Person 2: Whitman-Hanson...that's why he's a homeless drug addict. Poor guy never had a chance...
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The act of hansoning.
Can also be used as a term of endearment.
The act of hansoning.
Can also be used as a term of endearment.
I had a great time with Kelly at the bar, that is, until she turned into a total hanson. She was wasted and ridiculous.
Well hello Hanson.
Well hello Hanson.
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