Hamnotized

The state of being hypnotized by ham.

Guy #1: How was your date last night?
Guy #2: I don't remember, I ordered a ham sandwich and was hamnotized the rest of the night.

by sammich-man February 25, 2011

Hamboard

Type of longboard that rides exactly like a surfboard

Dude we should go ride your Hamboard, the waves are junk!

by surfer2001 October 18, 2015

Hamhockin'

The act of starring at another man's genitalia or "ham".

Example 1:
Hey Justin!? What are you doing?

Hamhockin' Fletcher while he changes.

Example 2:
I got 2 eyes a working eye (used for everyday use, work etc.) and a hamhockin' eye (inspecting another guys junk)

by NateThompson May 30, 2018

Hamhoth

When you jerk off a pig

Hey dude did you see that guy who did a hamhoth last night?

by Tvitale32 July 27, 2019

Hambone

An agreement word for a night of audaciousness, recklessness and debauchery.

“Last night was intense.”

“Hambone.”

by I am the toast June 3, 2020

hamborge

hambe

person one: hey dude have you heard of hamborge
person two: what
person one: hamborge

by duckyourmom September 30, 2021

Hamdog

A hamster hotdog.

Hey Alex could you make me a Hamdog? My new hamster killed itself.

by ochiipika July 12, 2023