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bananna hammock hunter 

One who aspires to aquire multiple bananna hammocks.
David Wright, a bananna hammock hunter, hunted for and aquired multiple bananna hammocks last weekend. The bananna hammocks then beat him in the face.

Banana Hammock 

The art of draping toilet paper from one side of the toilet bowl to the other side horizontally, and while the paper is rested and hanging in position, drop a log onto the toilet paper. the log now sits in the 'hammock' and can be trusted around the room
Mark: I just created a sweet banana hammock bro.

Kev: Oh sweet bro did you thrust it yet

Mark: Fuck yea
Banana Hammock by Davo258 June 12, 2016

Banana hammock terryfying 

When a CoD or Halo clip is so insanely, mind-bogglinly terryfying that it makes you think about a banana hammock. If this lasts for more than 10 minutes, then you're probably wearing a banana hammock. This saying was invented by tejbz, a swedish youtuber.
Peter- Holy crap dude! Did you see that guy's 1080 cross-map no-scope headshot?!?!

Bob- Holy fuck, that was banana hammock terryfying!

Princess Falula Banana Hammock 

Fictional name created by the character Phoebe on the television show "Friends." Phoebe wanted a new name and thought Princess Falula Banana Hammock would be a cool one. Her boyfriend told her a banana hammock was a reference to a speedo-type men's swimsuit to change her mind about legally changing her name to Princess Falula Banana Hammock. When she refused, he said he was changing his name to "Crap bag." That did the trick--and Phoebe remained Phoebe!
I am changing my name to Princess Falula Banana Hammock.

banana hammock 

another term for speedo...the absolute gayest thing a man can ever wear..if your caught wearing one, you are a faggot and you should jump off a cliff
i cant believe my eyes, some guy is wearing a banana hammock...lets kill him
banana hammock by christophorus August 22, 2010

Cross-Hammock Blowie 

When the guy is on top of the hammock facing down, and the chick is underneath facing up giving a blowjob
Mariah gave Greg a Cross-Hammock Blowie the other night.
Cross-Hammock Blowie by PRPrincipe11 November 11, 2011