Grumpin

A person in the act of or a participant of farting in bath tub. pool or body of water and catching tainted bubbles in mouth.

A person sets in bath tub lets one loose and bends down to catch fart bubbles in mouth. - Grumpin -

by KSWingNut January 16, 2011

Grustling

Two hairy, bearded men naked wrestling

Hey homie, did you see those two guys grustling?!?

I sure did!!

by B33rbelly February 25, 2022

trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2020

Grymphing

The (perverted sexual) practice of sniffing a warm bicycle saddle and deriving pleasure from it. Probably Cornish in origin.

(i) I'z jus' owt grymphing pretty maid's saddles
(ii) There's Nelly I grymphed 'er zaddle last week

by Parsnip Nose John October 22, 2008

Grumpin

(verb) The act of vigorously passing a particularly stubborn bowel movement. Usually involves grunting and the straining of one's sphincter. See also: Constipation

I hate when I'm in the bathroom at work and someone is grumpin' out a gnarly deuce. Gross...

by SneakyMe September 2, 2011

Grumpkin

After Intercourse seamen is placed on the females face, and then pubes are placed on top.
The grumpkin is the face your partner makes after the following.

Fescoe looked pissed after that grumpkin last night, what a mess.

by Chase Magee April 28, 2005

Grundling

When two men rub their grundles together to get off; this act is much like when two women scissor each other.

“I was grundling Phil so hard last night, that my taint hurts something fierce” Cory said, exhausted from his tryst

by XxFrictionxX May 31, 2019