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Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.
Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015
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Dan Gross

The biggest Jew, Pothead and Fag on earth.
Guy: you are the biggest Dan Gross EVER!!
Guy 2: What the nigger...am not
by Adolfo Sanchez March 7, 2009
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Thats Gross

Used when describing something that you don't want to do or does not sound like fun.
Josh: Hey, Do you want to get off tumblr and get milk?

Kim: Thats Gross
by gleekyemma December 11, 2012
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grouse about

To grumble. To bitch. To complain. Many times associated with constant bitching.

To shuck and jive about everything and anything.

Many times the very nature of old men.

Sometimes simply referred to as "grousing".

Also a term used to describe a kid who hangs around all day, like a worthless piece of shit, bitching and moaning about life in general.
Old Charlie "groused about" everything. But one thing he never missed, every single day, was "grousing about" the rising cost of liquor.

Old Charlie would find something new to "grouse about" each day.

Quit your "grousing about" Little Billy or I will kick the shit out of you.

Damn it, Ma, they 'dun raised the cost of likker again.

"You know, Rhett, 'dem women today sure are just trouble."
"Oh, shit fire, Charlie, you old fucking buzzard, quite your damn grousing about."
by JackDempsey1947 January 6, 2009
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Logan gosse

Logan Gosse was sad when prince Phillip died
by The guy who likes pickles April 17, 2021
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gross out teacher

Anyone or anything which is generally disgusting in appearance or action.

The term is derived from Brad Neely's "Wizard People".
1. "Look at that hideous couple over there! Such gross out teachers!"

2. "You ate an entire stick of butter? You're a real gross out teacher!"

3. "You left that dirty frying pan sit for a week?! It's growing mold! Gross out teacher!"
by Philippe Jones August 29, 2006
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grossman

When a quarterback has a bad game
In last nights game, Drew Brees really pulled a grossman out there.
by ibanez926 September 17, 2007
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