"Adam, stop eating like a little girl and PUT A GRIP ON THAT porter house! "
"Bridget was giving adam a handjob, when Fran walked in and told her she was doing a terrible job and to PUT A GRIP ON IT BITCH!"
"It's about that time to put a grip on my Dimitri(vodka)"
"Daggett..... Put a grip on it"
"Bridget was giving adam a handjob, when Fran walked in and told her she was doing a terrible job and to PUT A GRIP ON IT BITCH!"
"It's about that time to put a grip on my Dimitri(vodka)"
"Daggett..... Put a grip on it"
by NotchBF February 03, 2009
by Ace Jack May 08, 2020
by onironot September 27, 2004
A girl who is considered quirky or cringy. Typically consisting of a loner type that’s interests are uncommon. This rare type of woman generally has a mythical “grip” in there coochie. Hence the name “Grip Reaper” a play on words of grim reaper.
by BeefCakeFarts December 03, 2022
Apple's way of suckering iPhone 4 customers for more money. The grip of death refers to the iPhone 4 antenna, which was inconveniently placed right where one would normally have their pinky finger when holding a phone. Touching the antenna causes the iPhone to have extremely poor reception.
This made it necessary for people to buy iPhone cases if they wished to use their iPhones as an actual phone. Steve Jobs once raffled off an iPhone case, almost as if he'd made the grip of death on purpose.
This made it necessary for people to buy iPhone cases if they wished to use their iPhones as an actual phone. Steve Jobs once raffled off an iPhone case, almost as if he'd made the grip of death on purpose.
customer: Damn, the reception on my iPhone 4 sucks!
Apple employee: Oh, that's caused by the grip of death. You can solve the problem by buying one of our iPhone cases. There are a lot to choose from! Take a look!
customer: Why the hell should I have to buy an accessory to make my phone work properly?
Apple employee: Oh, that's caused by the grip of death. You can solve the problem by buying one of our iPhone cases. There are a lot to choose from! Take a look!
customer: Why the hell should I have to buy an accessory to make my phone work properly?
by xldr August 11, 2010
I scurried off to the restroom to urinate after sex because I was well aware of the impending onset of dreaded tip grip.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
expensive. pricy and/or overpriced
by steezor August 22, 2007