ukrainian cheese grater

where a women sits (often knickerless) on a mans chest and grinds her pelvis up and down which stimulates his nipples

ryan - i just got an ukrainian cheese grater from your bitch

elliot - dude that was my mum

ryan - she grinded me hard

jayden- stop talking about my sisters chin

by straightupdown October 23, 2012

cheese grater

A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.

I booted up the cheese grater and started Firefox.

by chonk cat January 18, 2013

cheese grater

a bitch wit braces that gives head and cuts yo penis

Dun get wit that bitch, she's a cheese grater.

by e dog April 28, 2004

Granted

Drinking like a hero before leaving the pre-drinks but only lasting 10 minutes in the club before seeing your lunch for the second time that day. Synonymous with getting absolutely fucked.

"My test went badly today" said Billy.
"Lets get you Granted tonight." said Milly.

by LordBillyMilly September 5, 2018

Graype

An incident of gay rape. Mostly this only happens when one man forcibly rapes another without any sort of lubricant (including spit). Graype does not occur in prison as prison rape is often only man on man due to desperation and a lack of women in prison.

I heard Antoine got locked up for several counts of Graype behind the dumpster at Chuck E. Cheese.

Bobby Grayped his little brother for not doing his chores before his mom got home.

by WillyonePump December 31, 2010

Cheese grater

When you shit in the shower and grate the shit down the drain with your foot.

I had to shit so bad I let a log fall shower , so I used the cheese grater to get I down the drain.

by Thomas broadway May 27, 2015

Grafter

First spliff/joint/Marijuana cigarette of the day. A double meaning - As grafter refering to the fact that to a heavy marijuana smoker, the first joint of the day is the only one that really works. As well as meaning after smoking the afformentioned first joint, between the smoker and the joint, the joint is the only thing thats going to work!

Man A "Come on Dave you lazy sod come and give us a hand". Dave "I cant the grafter got the better of me".

by Da Real JZ March 10, 2009