gouch spider

Another ravenous beast constantly hiding for the grundle monkey. Favorite hiding place is the grundle and/or gouch. Can be used as a deregatory adjective.

You are such a gouch spider!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

Smokin the Gouch

To vigorously suckle and/or chomp upon the taint/perineum area of another person or thing.

The priest dropped his pants and made me smoke his gouch because I farted duing the sermon; I had just learned how smokin the gouch process was.

by Danny Grasso October 16, 2008

soak my gouch

something you yell when an annoying shit fuck starts trying shit in yo hood so you want that nigga to lick the underneath between yo balls and yo ass

Tom, nigga fuck you
Me, yo nigga soak my gouch

by oiFaNCYz- December 15, 2014

gouch chomper

1. One who chomps on hairy gouch.
2. To cut someone's gouch hairs with teeth in a grinding motion.

1. Choney is a cum gusling gouch chomper.
2. I just gouch chomped stacy's huge gumdrop forest.

by dfkldsjfdslkfjdfiujfdf;sdijfd January 6, 2008

gouch

you stupid assholes its "gooch". its pronounced with a long o sound, not 'gowch'

johnny knoxville and crew named a golf cart "gooch" in jackass the movie

by bitches please March 28, 2004

Goucher

A lovely pal who helps out his buds, likes the Beatles but is still rawkin.
Only ever speaks in binary.

Awh thanks for helping me, you're such a Goucher!

by 10010110 May 4, 2009

Goocher

When the clock strikes a point where all the numbers are the same, a person has to call "Goocher! I win!" If two people call the Goocher at the same time, they must repeat "Eat me cocksucker!" until one person gives up and the person who repeats it longer claims the Goocher. Getting a Goocher is good luck.

1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11 and 12:12. Note that 5:05, 6:06, 7:07, 8:08 and 9:09 are not Goochers. 11:11 is the Super Goocher and must be called as such.

by Mike Goocher July 30, 2008