gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

by here coco! April 11, 2008

gippering

ok, get some stringy bacon, and thread some string through it, so its dangling from one end.... get your partner to swallow the bacon, and you keep hold of the other end of the string. now, do them up the arse, and once your about to shoot your muck, start tugging on the string.. the bacon harrasses the throat, making them gag, and thus, contract the sphincter, making for a hella crazy load explosion

none eneded. you might see this in a dutch brothel

by col the boy April 5, 2004

Geppert

a Geppert (noun) is a cross between a hobbit and a giraffe. It is a curious mix of species, feeds on the leaves of small plants and lives in green spaces surrounded by suburbs.

Also used an an insult, especially to people who have this surname.

"you are the biggest Geppert I know, dude"

"hey, who are you calling a Geppert?"
"You, cus you look like a hobbit AND a giraffe"

"as we can see from the slide, the Geppert does enjoy chasing antelope, but is actually a herbivore"

by Robjb April 4, 2008

Gipper

1) To be feeling good, with a lot of mojo.
2) Chipper with a G in front.

Man I'm feelin' Gipper!

by WFgg January 26, 2011

The Gipper

The act of masterbating to the image of Ronald Reagan, usually done by members of the Republican Party.

Sean Hannity was caught last night doing The Gipper.

by Peppermint Hippo September 20, 2006

dramatic look gopher

A term of endearment, often used to describe something very impossibly sad. Also one of the most over used youtube GOD-LIKE videos

Erick: dude why are you so "dramatic look gopher" all of a sudden?

Jhonny: i think i have blue balls man.

by BALLIN'!!!!! April 27, 2008

Gomper

A psychedelic song on the Rolling Stones album from 1967 called Their Satanic Majesties Request. It is perhaps the very worst song the Rolling Stones ever recorded. It has never been played live by the band.

When I listen to Their Satanic Majesties Request, the only psychedelic Rolling Stones album, I skip from the seventh track, The Lantern, to the ninth track, 2000 Light Years From Home, because those are both good songs but the one in between them, Gomper, totally sucks.

by PMax March 12, 2008