Goober

(n) In short, an extremely bookish, nerdy, or geeky person, particularly if they dress in a ridiculous or unfashionable way.

See also: Uber Goober

"That guy's a real Goober."
"It's GOOBER time!"

Jay Leno

by midgetben September 4, 2005

Goober

Someone or somthing that is out of place in the current situation.

"Kevin Bacon was not in Foot Loose." "Evie you GOOBER!"

by dydapimp January 22, 2010

Goober

A Goober, or Goober (Snap) is a term of endearment that is commonly used to describe a J.S.L. with a heart in their name. The use of this term or word comes from being pestered on the internet, and is used when necessary.

Deniz: "Yo come take a shot with me goober!"
JLS: "Lyke.. SCREW YEW!"

or

JLS: "Don't lie Juan!"
Juan: "I swear Lilly! Goobers Honor!"

or

Deniz: "Hey JLS! your goobs look great in that bra!"
JSL: "Lyykkeee go die deniz omggg"

by jeanne-lilly simon January 19, 2010

Goober

Usually a funny older person, but also can mean a stupid, grasping, corrupt politician, as in GOOBERnatorial elections...

If you think he's bad, take a look at the VICE-GOOBER!

by ChampsElysees August 14, 2010

Goobered

to be goobered is the ultimate punishment --- expecially when you're goobered by Sars Mathface

Aaaaaah! I'm about to be goobered!

You'd better watch your back --- someone's apt to goober you is you keep talking like that.

by The Wig November 16, 2006

Goober

Goober: a juvenile act of retardation;

A goober is when someone is acting goofy, in a cute endearing way...

by Armijo July 3, 2007

Goober

This fucker is the kind of person to name their kid Le4che. This is the peak of absolute idiocy. This person is the person to slash open tents and throw trash in a river. This person deserves to die a slow painful death for their sins. This person is entitled and disgusting. If you see a goober call that fucker out.

“Dude I slashed open a hobos tent haha!”

“What the fuck Carl you’re such a fucking goober!”

by Ballsack Wrangler November 20, 2019